Bugga, I dont have a title

An Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin'

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say your georgous

I mean every single word

So your bum is on the big side

I dont mind a bit of flab

It means when Im ready

Theres something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya I dont care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave into gravity

But I know you did your best

Im telling ya the truth now

You never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now

That the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like

I'll alwyas love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer!!!